Im running here?!



pottsresilient:

bootycap said: STEVE PLAYING GRABASS EVERY CHANCE HE GETS. he’s the one sneaking a hand on the rear when they’re standing at a photocall, running a hand up tony’s thigh during a press conference, WHISPERING DIRTY THINGS WHILE DANCING

TONY TRYING TO PLAY IT COOL BUT BEING RLY FLUSTERED AND BEWILDERED AT FIRST

and then he gets used to it & just preens a little whenever it happens

and THEN he comes to expect it and gets discouraged when steve doesnt molest him in public often enough

tony getting a little needy and beginning to plot ways of getting steve to grope him (BC HE CANT JUST ASK STEVE FOR WHAT HE WANTS. AT LEAST NOT WHEN IT’S WEIRD) usually by wearing uncomfortably tight pants or hovering awkwardly next to him for extended periods of time or bending over at every opportunity he gets (creating opportunities to bend over if one doesnt present itself naturally)

steve figuring out whats going on and indulging him without letting tony know hes on to him

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lepetitdragon:

I was rooting around for a file earlier and uncovered a few abandoned pieces from last year. Here was an Assassin’s Creed idea based on Tibet/China. I don’t think I’ll ever finish it so I thought I’d at least share as far as it got.

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Inspired by this post

(Source: rockandrollchick)

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bluandorange:

bluandorange:

okay but can you imagine like

a week after your truck gets stolen out of the goddamn mall parking lot, you get a knock on the door and there’s fucking Captain America standing there. Says he’s here about your goddamn truck. And for a moment you wonder if he started working for the police now that Shield took a dive, but you don’t say so, you just nod when he describes your truck to you, license plate number, make, model and color, all to a tee. 

And then the weirdest thing happens (weirder than Captain America just showing up at your front door). Captain America starts looking bashful. And then he tells you your truck was lost ‘in the line of duty’. You must still look a little awestruck because he elaborates; he’s the one who took your truck. 

Captain America fucking stole your goddamn truck out of the goddamn mall parking lot.

And he’s going to pay for a new one. And he’s very, very sorry.

He comes with you to the car dealership, too. Because he’s so so sorry, also he gets military discount, so he can help you.
he is so so sorry
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no-puppy-eyes:

the last of us + seasons

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dosageofdisney:

mistclub:

i just realised…

it would’ve been really easy for mrs. incredible to give birth

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when the boys pull your hair and push you to the ground
during recess
I promise not to tell you that it’s because they like you.
when the teachers call home to tell me that
you pushed them to the ground in return
I’ll take you out of school early and buy
you your favorite ice cream.
when you get older and the boys
try to touch you when you don’t want to be touched
I’ll look at you like the sun when you come home
with anger in your fists.
they all tell you not to fight fire with fire
but that is only because they are afraid of your flames.
when the boys yell after you like hyenas
you yell back, baby.
I will not teach you to be afraid of your anger
so that you look for it in others.
I will not make you be the better person
because you already are.
you wanna fight ‘em? fight ‘em.
don’t you dare apologize for the fierce love
you have for yourself
and the lengths you go to preserve it.
when the boys try to tell you to soften up
I hope you make them bleed with your edges.
I hope you remember that you are not theirs
that their disappointment in you is not yours.
when the boys come to your door with pretty words and
angry eyes
I hope you show them the anger in yours.
I hope you show them just how strong your mommy
thinks you are.
I hope you show them the animal they can’t always
see in their own reflection.
when the boys come with the intention of hurting you
my advice will always stay the same, my darling:
give ‘em hell.

when the boys come | Caitlyn S. (via zombiebondage)
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Hickman is being as subtle as a brick. That’s not a complaint

jenngeek:

Earth 4,290,001

A world without the Avengers as we know them, it seems, but not one without its own team of superheroes. I think we’re supposed to be seeing some parallels between the two, but I think I might be missing something.

I mean

I have no idea

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Who these two

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Are supposed to be Stand-Ins for.

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Nope.No idea.

They’re Steve and Tony, oh my god One is Life and One is Death SUBTLE HICKMAN I LOVE YOU NEVER CHANGE

Also it’s probs Bruce and Clark look at all the levels man

Oh and guess what? On this Earth, instead on the constant litany of “Everything Dies” that has been echoed on every Earth prior to its destruction by incursion…

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This is the Earth that chooses life.

Apparently, The Steve Avatar  Zoran is going to save their Earth with Faith, Friends, and the Power of Love.

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/flings self into the sun

[New Avengers, Vol. 3 #16.1]

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mosasaursun:

day4 movie night

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Bros.

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(Source: iwantcupcakes)

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poupon:

Hawkeye special arrow concept proposal
 THE INFINITE ARROW
Pros:
never run out of arrows again!
once shot can almost immediately be reshot
equipped with complementary jiggle physics
Cons:
doesn’t ever actually hit anything before returning
emotionally needy, doesn’t like to be left alone in quiver
must be fired from a Jethro Tull stance
someone please explain the purple wolverine mask and skirt

poupon:

Hawkeye special arrow concept proposal

THE INFINITE ARROW

Pros:

  • never run out of arrows again!
  • once shot can almost immediately be reshot
  • equipped with complementary jiggle physics

Cons:

  • doesn’t ever actually hit anything before returning
  • emotionally needy, doesn’t like to be left alone in quiver
  • must be fired from a Jethro Tull stance
  • someone please explain the purple wolverine mask and skirt
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kkatkkrap:

sgtbarns:

bucky complaining that they still don’t have flying cars like stark promised

Bucky complaining to Tony.  ”Your father LIED TO US.”

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mishasminions:

SQUEEZING AND THEN SHOOTING. WOW.

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mymodernmet:

Lifestyle photographer Grace Chon recently turned the camera on her 10-month-old baby Jasper and their 7-year-old rescue dog Zoey, putting them side-by-side in the some of the most adorable portraits ever.

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cottoncandy-cupcake:

There’s this shitty thing that happens when you learn about the reality of racism, sexism and misogyny. You start to hear it from the mouths of your parents, grandparents, friends and siblings and you can’t ignore it anymore but you’ll see how many of them will ignore you when you speak out about it.

(Source: babyrad)

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