bootycap said: STEVE PLAYING GRABASS EVERY CHANCE HE GETS. he’s the one sneaking a hand on the rear when they’re standing at a photocall, running a hand up tony’s thigh during a press conference, WHISPERING DIRTY THINGS WHILE DANCING
TONY TRYING TO PLAY IT COOL BUT BEING RLY FLUSTERED AND BEWILDERED AT FIRST
and then he gets used to it & just preens a little whenever it happens
and THEN he comes to expect it and gets discouraged when steve doesnt molest him in public often enough
tony getting a little needy and beginning to plot ways of getting steve to grope him (BC HE CANT JUST ASK STEVE FOR WHAT HE WANTS. AT LEAST NOT WHEN IT’S WEIRD) usually by wearing uncomfortably tight pants or hovering awkwardly next to him for extended periods of time or bending over at every opportunity he gets (creating opportunities to bend over if one doesnt present itself naturally)
steve figuring out whats going on and indulging him without letting tony know hes on to him
I was rooting around for a file earlier and uncovered a few abandoned pieces from last year. Here was an Assassin’s Creed idea based on Tibet/China. I don’t think I’ll ever finish it so I thought I’d at least share as far as it got.
okay but can you imagine like
a week after your truck gets stolen out of the goddamn mall parking lot, you get a knock on the door and there’s fucking Captain America standing there. Says he’s here about your goddamn truck. And for a moment you wonder if he started working for the police now that Shield took a dive, but you don’t say so, you just nod when he describes your truck to you, license plate number, make, model and color, all to a tee.
And then the weirdest thing happens (weirder than Captain America just showing up at your front door). Captain America starts looking bashful. And then he tells you your truck was lost ‘in the line of duty’. You must still look a little awestruck because he elaborates; he’s the one who took your truck.
Captain America fucking stole your goddamn truck out of the goddamn mall parking lot.
And he’s going to pay for a new one. And he’s very, very sorry.
the last of us + seasons
i just realised…
it would’ve been really easy for mrs. incredible to give birth
A world without the Avengers as we know them, it seems, but not one without its own team of superheroes. I think we’re supposed to be seeing some parallels between the two, but I think I might be missing something.
I have no idea
Who these two
Are supposed to be Stand-Ins for.
They’re Steve and Tony, oh my god One is Life and One is Death SUBTLE HICKMAN I LOVE YOU NEVER CHANGE
Also it’s probs Bruce and Clark look at all the levels man
Oh and guess what? On this Earth, instead on the constant litany of “Everything Dies” that has been echoed on every Earth prior to its destruction by incursion…
This is the Earth that chooses life.
The Steve AvatarZoran is going to save their Earth with Faith, Friends, and the Power of Love.
/flings self into the sun
[New Avengers, Vol. 3 #16.1]
Hawkeye special arrow concept proposal
THE INFINITE ARROW
- never run out of arrows again!
- once shot can almost immediately be reshot
- equipped with complementary jiggle physics
- doesn’t ever actually hit anything before returning
- emotionally needy, doesn’t like to be left alone in quiver
- must be fired from a Jethro Tull stance
- someone please explain the purple wolverine mask and skirt
bucky complaining that they still don’t have flying cars like stark promised
Bucky complaining to Tony. ”Your father LIED TO US.”
SQUEEZING AND THEN SHOOTING. WOW.
There’s this shitty thing that happens when you learn about the reality of racism, sexism and misogyny. You start to hear it from the mouths of your parents, grandparents, friends and siblings and you can’t ignore it anymore but you’ll see how many of them will ignore you when you speak out about it.